The doorbell rang

Something like that, right?

Can't find humoresque Arlazorov where the visit came two (flattened elongated thick and thin), and the husband tells the wife, hide the supplies on the table and put jam with herring, because they do not match and will not be eaten. It turned out that all goes well.

I generally don't remember it

Review about Arlazorov reminded me of "Easter tips" by Arkady Averchenko. Of course, the author shows us "false mirror" and do not need to follow them.